Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Before and After


Here's a little before and after I've pulled from facebook. When I see this posted it surprised even me. The after photo was taken in the middle of June.


Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I've become that guy.

I saw a movie trailer the other day, and at the end they didn't have a release date. All it said was "President's Day." That's all fine and dandy, but then I sat there and thought to myself, what day is that? And only to realize that due chiefly to the effects of pop culture, I know MLK day's date, but not President's Day. Not that I think that MLK was insignificant, but banks and schools are closed that day; whereas all of our past Commander-in-Chiefs obviously wanted us to buy furniture. In the larger picture, isn't President's Day more significant simply because we are celebrating 44 men who held office versus one man who challenged the status quo?

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Six word memoirs


This is an interesting excercise. Try to convey your story in 6 words. It was started by Hemingway and is now more or less popular. http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/


Thank you Tom Waits for this one, "Gamblers re-evaluate along the dotted line."


About the picture, your Onion headline writer in training: Bush celebrates one year of retirement.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Collegiate Brewer

This is the website that has had me consumed for a good part of the semester. It is finally polished off enough to give you the URL http://akral1.wordpress.com/

Leave comments back here as that site does not allow for them.


“You know when you're young, you think your dad's Superman. Then you grow up and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape.” - Dave Attell

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Top this

Found this picture advertising a party in town this weekend. Instantly started laughing. I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more. Then I started laughing at myself, and then I peed a little. Speaking of laughing til you pee, if you haven't seen The Hangover, I am bringing it home to watch.


"What about Rainman? He nearly bankrupt Las Vegas and he was a retard."


Oh yeah...here's the picture that set this whole thing off.


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

3PM high

I became intensely aware of my own mortality this week. I am now 22, and statistically most people do not make it out of the double digits. If this thought has not yet crossed your mind, think about it. There is your random thought for the day.