The Collegiate Brewer

This is the website that has had me consumed for a good part of the semester. It is finally polished off enough to give you the URL http://akral1.wordpress.com/

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“You know when you're young, you think your dad's Superman. Then you grow up and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape.” - Dave Attell

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Found this picture advertising a party in town this weekend. Instantly started laughing. I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more. Then I started laughing at myself, and then I peed a little. Speaking of laughing til you pee, if you haven't seen The Hangover, I am bringing it home to watch.

"What about Rainman? He nearly bankrupt Las Vegas and he was a retard."

Oh yeah...here's the picture that set this whole thing off.

3PM high

I became intensely aware of my own mortality this week. I am now 22, and statistically most people do not make it out of the double digits. If this thought has not yet crossed your mind, think about it. There is your random thought for the day.

Lesson Learned

I think I have figured out why you should not get back together with an ex. After the initial comfort of your routine is restored, things become just that. ROUTINE! I have come to realize that getting back together with an ex is a bad idea. Unless you like re-watching sad movies with bad endings. I was easily wrapped up in nostalgia and it's obvious now that neither of us has actually changed. I'm still the boorish oaf who's too stubborn, and she is still the passive-aggressive pile of neuroses. I finally understand cold hearted cynics.